Nadia Bacon

Keys Me

Triple threat?

Last Night

Overheard in NY

Male employee #1 refolding shit-load of shirts: If I ever see a girl on the street wearing one of these shirts, I'm gonna punch her in the face.
Male employee #2: Yeah.

--Urban Outfitters, 11th & 2nd

Overheard by: Shelby

Feelin' Awfully Cute

As some of you may or may not know, I'm a pretty neat, down-to-earth cool chick who loves backgammon and small dogs. So it's no suprise that my grandma Lois sends me Hallmark cards in the mail ALL OF THE TIME. They're the best kind because they're most expensive. I'm not saying that another brand of greeting card would make me question the validity of her love, but . . . "Simply the best!" to quote something someone said at some point. Anyway, for those of you who are not as in-the-know with me as you would like to be, I'll just put it out there - - -> I CUT BANGS! Hair bangs. They're super cute. They let you know right off, who and what you're dealing with. No more wondering! No more mystery! Here are some verbal reactions I've already gotten. "UR Q8!" (none verbal), "Cute as button!", "Cute!", "Check out the fun chick with bangs!", "Super Cute!"(email) "At long last, you're finally the girl next door", "May we suggest, You've Got Mail!", "Very cool, very cute!" "Even cuter than my toddler!"(lady at an art show) and so on.
I have bangs now and that means I'm super fun, and those are the FACTS! Catch ya'll later!

Jeremy drew my new bangs.

Tonight!

Hello, hello! I'm hosting. Swing by. The You're Welcome Show. Tonight at the M Bar, 8pm - $5. www.yourewelcomecomedy.com

Mary Lynn Rajskub, Dan Mintz, Chuck Ford, Duncan Trussell, Emily Mills, Douggpound, Ron Babcock, Glass Beef (Charlyne Yi and Paul Rust) and me.

And here are some photos from last week.

SF

Jeremy and I went to San Francisco. We did some things and here are some photos. (I wasn't allowed to take any pictures at the Bjork concert but she was exceptionally cute on Saturday night.) Click on this creep to see more --->

Tell your lover!

Tracing the letters "I♥U FOS" on your lovers back during a sensual backrub is a great way to let them know how you feel about UFOS.

Bees

I went to a nursery today. Took pictures of bees, dudes.

And you get the idea . . . (more here).

Just in case.

Gotta protect . . .

Girl gone mild.

Here are some pictures I took at tonight's show. You're Welcome Comedy - Every Wednesday Night @ M Bar, 8pm.I'll post next week's line-up very soon. It's a good one! By the way, It's 1:30 AM - I'm watching Oprah, drinking a Fresca and five minutes ago I used an organic facial scrub to exfoliate my skin. Girl gone MILD! Anyone want to "raise the roof" for me?

More here.