Nadia Bacon

The Funny Show

I shot a thing for Matt Besser's The Funny Show. Here are some pictures I took with Fred's camera. (Click on the pictures below to see more photos.) I'll let you know where and when you can see the show as soon as I know. FANTASTIC!

Mo'Nique: My friend.

Mo'nique is on Myspace! I am her friend and I am leaving her some comments.

Apr 24, 2007 12:14 AM

Wasssssssup!?!?!? I watch you on television.

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Apr 24, 2007 2:07 AM

Hi Mo'Nique. Nadia here, again. I was wondering . . . and this might be a bold request, but I was wondering if I could be in your top friends. You're in my top 3, but I would be happy to be in your top 12 or 13. Whatever you're comfortable with.

Thank you,
Nadia

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Apr 24, 2007 2:13 AM

Hello again. Just checking to see if I made it into your top friends before I head off to bed. I'll check again tomorrow morning. (fingers crossed)

Goodnight,
Nadia

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Apr 24, 2007 9:45 AM

Good morning, Mo'Nique!
Looks like I didn't make it into your top friends yet. I'll check back later.

Love,
Nadia

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Apr 24, 2007 3:35 PM

Dearest Mo'Nique!

I'm still not in your top friends. You're breaking my heart and hurting my feelers! What should I do? Please let me know if your top friends is strictly limited to family only or something along those lines. Surely, there is a legitimate explanation as to why you will not allow me the gratitude of being one of your top friends.

Love,
Nadia

P.S. I know I mentioned it before but you are my top 3. Please consider.

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Apr 24, 2007 5:39 PM

Mo'Nique!!!!OMG!!!

You're ONLINE NOW! Please put me in your top friends! Since you're already logged in it's no big deal, right? PLEASE!!!!!! I'm so sorry I didn't thank you for the add in my previous comments. Is that why you haven't put me in your top friends yet? What was I thinking? Stinkin' Thinkin' is what that was when I did not thank you for the add. Please understand that I am now THANKING YOU FOR THE ADD! I mean it. I'm crazy about you and the add.

Sincerely,
Nadia

P.S. Another reminder to sweeten the deal - You're in my top 3!

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Apr 24 2007 5:49P

Hi Mo'Nique. Nadia here. Thank you again for the add.

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Apr 24 2007 6:11P

Mo'Nique!

You're not online anymore. Missed the boat! Oh well. Next time you log in and think about adding me to your top friends please consider . . .

1) you're in my top 3!
2) that I never ever asked you to "comment me back" (but I would love it if you did.)

and

3) I never, as tempting as it has been I HAVE NEVER left you an HTML comment. Because your space does not allow it. Let me quote "Note: This user disables HTML comments.
Any HTML codes in your comment will be removed." I respect your decision. Not like these other folks who keep trashing up your space by leaving ugly html code.

You can leave me a comment though, and of course I would LOVE IT but I understand that you're a very busy woman.

Much love,
Nadia

Human Giant

I posted some photos from the Human Giant premiere party. Click on the picture to see more. It's my new favorite show. I don't like crap so check it out. Human Giant - MTV, Thursdays @ 10:30 pm.

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! Barack Obama is on MY SPACE!

Dear Barack!

Welcome to Myspace! I hope you like ringtones! Also, are you accepting friend requests from strippers? COMMENT ME BACK!!!!!

Love,
Nadia

Barack's Space!.

A picture of me.

Jeremy drew me while we were at Amy's birthday dinner. Check out his blog, click on the picture. (Remember, I don't like crap.)

My cell phone: The real story

Well, I have a new phone now. Give me your number! I'm not sure why some of you don't believe me that I dropped my phone in the sink. Josh Fadem accused me of dropping my phone in the toilet. Here's the true story, my hand to God ---> I was taking a shit in the sink and I dropped my phone in the water part. Now please, stop hassling me and let me have your number.

Fix-it Ticket: A story.

I got a ticket yesterday. BOOOOO!!! While the cop wrote out the ticket he asked me what I did. I told him I was a comic.

(Monday, April 2 - 10:50pm)

Cop: You don't look funny. I mean, you don't look like the type.
Nads: Why? Because I'm not wearing a red clown nose? (makes wacky gay jazz hands)
Cop: Oh, that's funny. Nevermind.
Nads: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR ASSHOLEFACE, nerd!
(Punches cop in the girth. Run aways. Leaves car behind. Breaks into home. Hides underneath covers. Cries. Watches the Secret. Runs back to Sunset at Cahuenga. Resuscitates cop. Takes ticket. Tears ticket up. Throws it in cops face. LOLs.)

FIN.