Nadia Bacon

McFly 2015!

Craig sends me A LOT of nerd shit but this by far the coolest. Check it out!

Pre-Cinco Party

I'm writing this specific blog entry to draw attention to the fact that last Friday night at what can only be described as a "pre-cinco" party, I was duped! BIG TIME! Look lady, I don't know who you think you are, BUT if you somehow end up reading my blog, and more specifically this entry, you had better FESS 'EM UPS!

Events of the night. In the order that I remember them.

10:20 pm - Jeremy and I show up at said party. I comment on the landscaping. Something exactly like "I really like landscaping." Also, I'm hungry (as per usual).
10:22 pm - Jeremy says hello to fellow party guests as I make my way over to the snack table and play it cool.
10:23 pm - I enjoy some cookies and then decide to see what watermelon (4? slices) tastes like.
10:24 pm - I notice a fellow party guest dipping tortilla chips into a raw cut avacado or a "lazy guacamole" or "not guacamole" or whatever you want to call it.
10:24 pm - Because it's a charming idea and a fun new way to eat chips and also maybe because I'm CRZY-4-AVOS!, I follow suit.
10:25 pm - A woman comes up to me around my second or third dip and says

WOMAN - "Actually, there are some tostadas over there."
ME - "Tremendous!" and in my head I'm imagining some fantastic avacado style tostadas. I don't think I've ever seen avocado tostadas so it's weird that they were the first thing I pictured. Anyway, I walk over to where she pointed and guess what? NO TOSTADAS! No avocado tostadas, no regular tostadas, no anything tostadas!

I was BAMBOOZLED!

Look lady! You know who you are and you know what you did! So FESS UP (in the form of comment or even a myspace message will work).

Thank you.

- Nadia

11:23 pm - I take a nap in what is obviously just a larger closet. For some reason everyone seems to deny the facts and repeatedly keeps refering to it as a small "room". Either way, it's comfortable and I'm left alone.
12:27 am - I wake up and enjoy some of landscaping and more cookies.

Safe and sound. Re: My non-mentionables

The panty snatchers did not thieve my delicates, THANK GOD. Probably because they knew I was watching them. Anyway, what kind of person (besides the homeless) tries to steal another persons you-know-whats?

Nadia

I'm watching you!

I'm doing my laundry in a public venue (first time). As we speak, my non-mentionables are tumbling around fancifully. Meanwhile there's a group of yucky-type men (homeless?) hanging outside of Laundryland. I'm at the coffeeshop across the way and I'm watching them VERY VERY carefully in the event that they are PANTY THIEVES. If they get any closer to my dryer, someone's getting BUSTED!

Also, JP of JP's coffeeshop makes a delightful iced mocha.

Also, there's a man here that seems to think the foyer of JP's is his own personal talent agency. He's been on his cell phone the whole time. Obnoxious. His nasty feet are up on the couch. NOT CUTE! JP do something, PLEASE!

More later . . .

Oh I'm doing Garage Comedy @ El Cid Tonight.

Tell your lover!

Tracing the words "I♥U FOS" on your lovers back during a sensual backrub is a great way to let them know how you feel about UFOS.

The Funny Show

I shot a thing for Matt Besser's The Funny Show. Here are some pictures I took with Fred's camera. (Click on the pictures below to see more photos.) I'll let you know where and when you can see the show as soon as I know. FANTASTIC!

Mo'Nique: My friend.

Mo'nique is on Myspace! I am her friend and I am leaving her some comments.

Apr 24, 2007 12:14 AM

Wasssssssup!?!?!? I watch you on television.

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Apr 24, 2007 2:07 AM

Hi Mo'Nique. Nadia here, again. I was wondering . . . and this might be a bold request, but I was wondering if I could be in your top friends. You're in my top 3, but I would be happy to be in your top 12 or 13. Whatever you're comfortable with.

Thank you,
Nadia

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Apr 24, 2007 2:13 AM

Hello again. Just checking to see if I made it into your top friends before I head off to bed. I'll check again tomorrow morning. (fingers crossed)

Goodnight,
Nadia

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Apr 24, 2007 9:45 AM

Good morning, Mo'Nique!
Looks like I didn't make it into your top friends yet. I'll check back later.

Love,
Nadia

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Apr 24, 2007 3:35 PM

Dearest Mo'Nique!

I'm still not in your top friends. You're breaking my heart and hurting my feelers! What should I do? Please let me know if your top friends is strictly limited to family only or something along those lines. Surely, there is a legitimate explanation as to why you will not allow me the gratitude of being one of your top friends.

Love,
Nadia

P.S. I know I mentioned it before but you are my top 3. Please consider.

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Apr 24, 2007 5:39 PM

Mo'Nique!!!!OMG!!!

You're ONLINE NOW! Please put me in your top friends! Since you're already logged in it's no big deal, right? PLEASE!!!!!! I'm so sorry I didn't thank you for the add in my previous comments. Is that why you haven't put me in your top friends yet? What was I thinking? Stinkin' Thinkin' is what that was when I did not thank you for the add. Please understand that I am now THANKING YOU FOR THE ADD! I mean it. I'm crazy about you and the add.

Sincerely,
Nadia

P.S. Another reminder to sweeten the deal - You're in my top 3!

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Apr 24 2007 5:49P

Hi Mo'Nique. Nadia here. Thank you again for the add.

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Apr 24 2007 6:11P

Mo'Nique!

You're not online anymore. Missed the boat! Oh well. Next time you log in and think about adding me to your top friends please consider . . .

1) you're in my top 3!
2) that I never ever asked you to "comment me back" (but I would love it if you did.)

and

3) I never, as tempting as it has been I HAVE NEVER left you an HTML comment. Because your space does not allow it. Let me quote "Note: This user disables HTML comments.
Any HTML codes in your comment will be removed." I respect your decision. Not like these other folks who keep trashing up your space by leaving ugly html code.

You can leave me a comment though, and of course I would LOVE IT but I understand that you're a very busy woman.

Much love,
Nadia

Human Giant

I posted some photos from the Human Giant premiere party. Click on the picture to see more. It's my new favorite show. I don't like crap so check it out. Human Giant - MTV, Thursdays @ 10:30 pm.

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! Barack Obama is on MY SPACE!

Dear Barack!

Welcome to Myspace! I hope you like ringtones! Also, are you accepting friend requests from strippers? COMMENT ME BACK!!!!!

Love,
Nadia

Barack's Space!.

A picture of me.

Jeremy drew me while we were at Amy's birthday dinner. Check out his blog, click on the picture. (Remember, I don't like crap.)